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What's the worst thing someone could do?
Betray their family.

What's the worst thing someone could do to you?
Stab me in the back, an' I mean that literally. Either give me a fightin' chance, or suck it up and deal.

What's the worst thing that could happen to you?
You mean worse than what's already happened? Uh, I could like lose an' eye or somethin'. That kinda sucks.

What's the worst thing someone could say about a person?
Could call'em Freak, I hate that.

What's the best thing someone could say about a person?
That they're family.

Are men and women basically different?
Yeah, only women get pissed if you say they ain't the same. And it hurts more when they hit you 'cause their hands are smaller. Puts more force in a tiny place.

Which is better, to be a woman or to be a man?
I ain't been a woman. I ain't plannin' on being a woman. Let's move the heck on, shall we?

What can men do that women can't do?
Open jars.

What can women do that men can't do?
Watch that television for women movie of the week crap.

Is it possible to change genders?
What did I just say 'bout movin' on?

How old is old enough to have sex?
What? What the hell kind of questions are these anyway?

Is it wrong to have sex if you're unmarried?
Only if you ain't sound proofed your bedroom. I can pretty much gauren'damn'tee that your neighbors don't wanna hear that shit.

Is it wrong to have sex with someone other than your spouse if you're married?
Uh, yeah. What's the point of makin' the promise if you ain't gonna keep it?

Is it wrong to have sex with a person of the same gender?
Ain't so much wrong as fucked up, you know?

Is it wrong to have sex with a person of a different race (or a different intelligent non-human species)?
Furries creep me the right the fuck out.

Is it wrong to have more than one sexual partner at the same time?
You really are a glutton for punishment, ain't you?

Is it wrong to have sex with someone you don't love?
If they love you it is.

What are the responsibilities of a mother toward a child?
Don't know, never had one.

What are the responsibilities of a father toward a child?
Teach your kids honor an' respect an how to tell right from wrong. Tossin'round a baseball every now an' then don't hurt neither.

What are the responsibilities of a child toward a parent?
Listen, obey, an' if you ain't gonna do those two at least try not to get caught.

Which should be more important to you, your parent or your child?
Family's family.

Which should be more important to you, your parent or your spouse?
Did you not just hear me say Family's family?

Which should be more important to you, your child or your spouse?
Seriously, what the fuck? You goin' out of your way to be retarded here?

Is it wrong to have a child if you're unmarried?
Kids need families, not all families are like the ones on Nick at frickin' Nite.

Is abortion wrong?
How the fuck should I know?

Is contraception wrong?
Hope not, some people just shouldn't breed.

Is there one true religion? 
Oh yeah. Everythin' else in the universe is totally grey, but this is the one an' only black an' white thing.
What the hell do you think?

Does a deity or deities exist?
Yeah, an' they can be kinda tetchy so watch it.

How important is it to believe in a deity or deities?
They're only as real as they pain they can give you when they thwap you for bein' dumb.

How important is it to actively practice your religion?
If you're gonna go and be in a religion, kinda stands to reason that you should follow it. I mean, what's the point otherwise?

Does magic exist?
Yes. *there's a growl in here*

Is practicing magic wrong?
Won't catch me doin' it.

Is killing always wrong?
No.

Is war always wrong?
'Course not.

How old is old enough to fight in a war?
That should be how young is to young to die in one.

Is rape always wrong?
Yes.

Is torture always wrong?
Yup, but that don't mean it ain't fun sometimes.

Is theft always wrong?
Probably.

Is slavery wrong?
Yeah.

Is lying wrong?
Probably.

Is swearing wrong?
Get the fuck outta here!