Oh. That right there? That's the textbook definition of NOT FAIR. He was already swallowing hard watching her take a bite out of his meal. The question punctuated by the innocent blink?

That's just down right evil, is what that is.

"Excuse me for a second?"

With no more warning than that, Raph shifts his weight on the stool so as to stand on the seat. He places his index finger and thumb in his mouth, and with a whistle that comes standard with every native New Yorker, he gains the attention of everyone in the room.

"FIRE! Everyone out! Move it! NOW!"