Prank War.
Jan. 20th, 2005 05:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
*Raph does a casual sweep of the bar as he walks from the kitchen. Bernard seems to be occupied with Sunny...good that means his room will be empty.
Casually, but not too casually because that would be cheating, he makes his way down the Staff Hallway. He doesn't even stop at Bernard's door to have a look around; rather he just walks in like he owns the place. Well, it's not like it's rigged to explode, or booby-trapped. This much he knows. He's seen Tonks move. She's a sweet girl, but no coordination.
First things first, he takes the handheld crossbow from his duffle bag and looks for the sprinkler head. The sensor is armed, the crossbow aimed...and fired. The projectile lands just to behind the sprinkler head. It's not a large thing, and if he didn't know it was there, he'd never spot it. Best of all, it's obscured by the sprinkler head itself. Perfect.
Mission one completed, Raph makes his way towards the bathroom, shutting and locking the door behind him. He strips down, and jumps into the un-rigged shower. He knows it's unrigged because he hasn't rigged it yet. After a nice long leisurely shower with untainted soap, Raph reaches into the duffle bag and snags his towel. It's one thing to use someone else's shower without being invited...it's a whole other to use their towel. Besides...that's just gross.
Now dried and dressed he replaces the towel in favor of a monkey wrench, with which he removes the showerhead. He packs the tea ball with the green dye, and wedges it in the now headless pipe. Normally it'd take a while for this much to dissolve, but he's counting on the water pressure to help out in that respect. He clips the free end of the tea ball to the screen in the showerhead, so that when it does come off...and it will...it won't bean Bernard in the head. The water will be shocking enough without the added black eye.
Raph tucks the excess tea ball chain back into the pipe, and then loosely attaches the showerhead to the pipe. Standing back to admire his work, he spies the non-tampered soap. He fishes a throwing knife out of his pocket, and snags the soap. He carves a sai on the underside and replaces it. Perfect.
Raph clomps his way out of Bernard’s rooms, remembering to salute the new sound monitor hidden behind the sprinkler.
The hall is empty when clomps his way out into the hallway.
Wow, this whole No Ninja'ing thing isn't that tough after all.
He grins.*
Casually, but not too casually because that would be cheating, he makes his way down the Staff Hallway. He doesn't even stop at Bernard's door to have a look around; rather he just walks in like he owns the place. Well, it's not like it's rigged to explode, or booby-trapped. This much he knows. He's seen Tonks move. She's a sweet girl, but no coordination.
First things first, he takes the handheld crossbow from his duffle bag and looks for the sprinkler head. The sensor is armed, the crossbow aimed...and fired. The projectile lands just to behind the sprinkler head. It's not a large thing, and if he didn't know it was there, he'd never spot it. Best of all, it's obscured by the sprinkler head itself. Perfect.
Mission one completed, Raph makes his way towards the bathroom, shutting and locking the door behind him. He strips down, and jumps into the un-rigged shower. He knows it's unrigged because he hasn't rigged it yet. After a nice long leisurely shower with untainted soap, Raph reaches into the duffle bag and snags his towel. It's one thing to use someone else's shower without being invited...it's a whole other to use their towel. Besides...that's just gross.
Now dried and dressed he replaces the towel in favor of a monkey wrench, with which he removes the showerhead. He packs the tea ball with the green dye, and wedges it in the now headless pipe. Normally it'd take a while for this much to dissolve, but he's counting on the water pressure to help out in that respect. He clips the free end of the tea ball to the screen in the showerhead, so that when it does come off...and it will...it won't bean Bernard in the head. The water will be shocking enough without the added black eye.
Raph tucks the excess tea ball chain back into the pipe, and then loosely attaches the showerhead to the pipe. Standing back to admire his work, he spies the non-tampered soap. He fishes a throwing knife out of his pocket, and snags the soap. He carves a sai on the underside and replaces it. Perfect.
Raph clomps his way out of Bernard’s rooms, remembering to salute the new sound monitor hidden behind the sprinkler.
The hall is empty when clomps his way out into the hallway.
Wow, this whole No Ninja'ing thing isn't that tough after all.
He grins.*