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*Yawning and stretching, Raph makes his way down the stairs. *

Yo bar.
Eggs, English muffins, bacon, and coffee.
Pronto.

*Smiles as they appear, and begins to eat*

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*There is a slight whir as part of the espresso machine turns until there is a large red 'eye' that is looking straight at you.

Good morning, Dave. I've received a message from your family. Would you like me to play it?

*Raph, knowing full well that his name isn't Dave, doesn't pause and continues to eat. He begins to get the sinking feeling that someone is watching him. Slowly he turns his head toward the feeling*

GAH!

*He jumps back off his barstool, and in an instant is armed*

I'm sorry to have startled you, Dave. The whole crew seems rather jumpy of late. I will make a note in the mission log that we may wish to consider decaf.

*creeps forward warily*
Are you talkin' to me?

Of course, Dave. Part of my function is to see to the well being of the crew.

Would you like some coffee? I'm told it's delicious.

*slowly puts weapons away*
Uh, yeah. Sure.
None of that fancy crap. Just coffee.

Of course, Dave. The best of the house.

*There is a slight *thock* as a paper cup drops out of the side of the machine. HAL fills it with coffee that is as black as pitch and kind of smells like it. The cup is slid across the bar to you as he continues.

Would you like that message now?

*very cautiously picks up cup, and gives it a sniff. His eyes water in response, but he takes a sip nontheless.*

*Cough*Gah*cough*hack*

*in a voice much higher than normal*
No thanks, I'll pass on the massage.

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