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Dec. 21st, 2004 06:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mnt_raph*Hot showers are nice. If Raph had to make a list of the best things on Earth...er...in the Universe, hot showers would be towards the top. He doesn't know how the tent gets its water, and frankly, he doesn't want to know either. He also doesn't know why he habitually turns the water cold at the end of his shower, but he does it anyway.
Shivering from the blast of cold, he gropes in the generally vicinity of where he had left the towel. He can't seem to find it one minute, the next it's in his hand. Wrapping it around his waist he throws back the shower curtain he finally realizes he's not alone...
Shivering from the blast of cold, he gropes in the generally vicinity of where he had left the towel. He can't seem to find it one minute, the next it's in his hand. Wrapping it around his waist he throws back the shower curtain he finally realizes he's not alone...
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Date: 2004-12-21 09:54 pm (UTC)He says simply.
"I know she makes you happy. I also know that she's busy as heck. They only made a few of these, and I had Casey scour the city for one. Uh...Casey sends his reguards."
Mike flips Raph off, in a very Casey-like manner.
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Date: 2004-12-21 09:56 pm (UTC)Yeah, that looks about right.
*He turns back to the doll*
This...this is kinda fucked up, you know that right?
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Date: 2004-12-21 09:59 pm (UTC)"Bah. Well, I mean, I guess it could be, but only if you, like, try to hump it or something....WHAT?! I saw that look in your eyes. I know what you're thinking. You're sick Lenny. Sick sick sick!"
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-21 10:10 pm (UTC)"But wait, there's more!"
He goes back to the table and picks up what appears to be a VHS tape. With the flick of a wrist, the tape is sailing towards Raph.
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:12 pm (UTC)What is this happy horse shit?
*It reads: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The movie*
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-21 10:25 pm (UTC)Okay, this...this is just wrong, Mike. Just so so wrong. You've made this the season of WRONG!
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:29 pm (UTC)"Great, isn't it?!"
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:38 pm (UTC)*he puts down the tape, and picks up the doll again. He chuckles and shakes his head.*
She's gonna love this, you know that right?
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:41 pm (UTC)Well, I'm out of gifts, for now. So I guess I'll leave you to your quiet evening at home."
He heads for the door.
"You know, he ... he really misses you Raph. A lot."
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:45 pm (UTC)i know. mike? thanks.
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Date: 2004-12-21 10:47 pm (UTC)"No problem what so ever. Small price to pay to be able to accuse you of playing with dolls, and be right about it. Take care of yourself, Raph."
And with that he's gone.